Friends and People Who Are Shadows of Friends


I have this great friend named Nepon. He's not your normal kind of guy. Yeah, he's way older than I am, but he's "cool older." When I first met him, I was kind of intimidated, but I soon realized he's a big fuzzballhead! (That's a good thing) He says he plays this game called "football" whatever that is. Apparently it's an aggressive game where you run around alot and run out of breath. He's a big guy! Really tall and he wears this funny hat on his head. And he's always talking about this thing called a "Superbowl." I guess that means it's a big bowl that holds lots of soup. -=shrug=- But he's a great guy! One of my true friends around here. Unfortunately he's not a knight of any kind. -=make face=-

Then there's this "kid" named Zillah. He is so mean! He's a walking contradiction! And he's frustrating! Sure, he eats people, and he's got the sense of humor of a "football" but he pays attention to me. I think he's hanging out with me so he can eventually disembody me and have me for dessert. (no! I'm not a fruit!!) I guess I can hold my own with him, though. He just won't admit that he likes my company and interacting with me.

I'm gaining more friends, slowly but surely, and apparently now people are talking about me. -=peer=-

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Anonymous said…
*pulls an indignant look*

The sense of humor of a football? Really, dear. You could have given me credit at least for the sense of humor of... say, a dead cat? Honestly.
1:29 AM
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