You Wouldn't Believe!

I was all over today! I hitched up my skirts and joined a group of folks who were adventuring to this tower where a bunch of assassins hang out. I don't think they were the ninja type of assassins, though. They were pretty mad at us for trespassing, and I don't blame them, but we had a mission! A mission to get to the Grand Master Assassin! And we showed him who's boss!

We also found these ... what were they? I want to say pirates, but they had no flesh! So we beat those bad guys up, too. It was a fun group to hang out with. I felt all important making sure everyone was prepared with the strength and armor they would need to survive. I like being relied upon. Makes me feel useful that my magic can do amazing life-changing things.

People still think I'm a fruit. I am not a fruit! I'm a gypsy!

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