Naked Men

A naked man hugged me today. That is all I have to say about that.

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Nadia Ravenswick said…
Lime, I'm sorry that you received a nekki-hug, but...

...that announcement over chat was the funniest thing ever.

*hug* (Don't worry, I'm fully clothed.)
9:36 PM
Zillah said…
You slut. *duck*
7:41 AM
Lime said…
Nadia, i'm glad you got a funnyfunny out of that. Hehe.

Zillah, you really think that? =(
6:00 PM
Zillah said…
You know what your problem is? You take the things I say far, far too seriously. Lighten up, kid. *ruffle* *grin*
12:25 AM
Lime said…
grr
11:16 AM
Rowane de'Dannan said…
Hmm, I just realized that was me. Sorry about that...don't tell my wife.
12:00 PM
Nadia Ravenswick said…
I thought that it was Ransom she was talking about, when he fell into the gorge. Not you Rowane. Heh. How odd.
5:23 PM
Lime said…
Yes, it was Ransom. You can be next, Mister Rowane!
6:37 AM
Rowane de'Dannan said…
Oh, I thought she was talking about when I hugged her at the Royal Stag after that cliff mysteriously leapt out in front of me.
Well I'm now sufficiently embarrassed. ;)
11:19 PM
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