Madame Zeena is a Big Fat Liar.

It's no fun causing trouble by yourself. So to alieve some time and sanity, I find myself wandering places we used to go.

Today I found myself in London. It felt good to spraypaint his walls. I wonder if he'll ever see it? I consider my work a true masterpiece.

The carnival called out to me. I could smell the lemonade for some odd reason. Stepping onto the grounds, I felt a sudden uncomfortableness. I've never liked the carnival. It makes me feel antsy, as if everyone there is trying too hard. Forced smiles upon cracked faces. So I wandered, avoided the lionesses, because they looked hungry, watched some boxing match, pointed and laughed at a guy pretending to be a mime. Man, those guys are dumb. If Zillahface were here, he'd point and laugh with me. Then I found myself at a dead-end with this Madame Zeena character. She was older, with pretty eyes and long hair down to her waist. Just cause you've got long hair doesn't make your a decent fortune-teller, though. So peering around to make sure no one was around, I handed her a hundred coins to read my fortune. She deftly pulled out her crystal ball, which isn't nearly as nice as mine, but I didn't mention anything to make her jealous. You won't believe the spiel she gave me! Apparently I follow neither light nor darkness, but my indifference to the two is a sign of contempt. Maybe I despise both? Maybe I like to stay in the middle ground? Hell if I know. Then she fed me this crap about my life being coloured with many choices and adventures. Of couse, dumblady, I live out in the wild. But I gave her the benefit of the doubt. So I tested her palmreading after I gave her another handful of coins. She took my hand, and instantly I felt repulsion. I really didn't like this lady. I tried pulling my hand back, but she ranted on as if she wasn't even paying attention to me. She had the audacity to say I have thick skin, and that I suffer contradiction well. I'm a gemini, anyone can see that's obvious! I resisted the urge to backhand her with my free hand, until she said some lie about my ancestors coming from an ancient line of druids. What a load. So I immolated her to death. It brought a sincere smile to my face to eliminate her lies from this world. If you're going to be a fortune teller, don't be like Madame Zeena.

I found some beautiful caravans on the carnival property though. Too bad I feel disgusted everytime I'm there. Maybe I can purchase one and move it to Romania. Maybe I can bring it to Sea-at-tel and camp out there til Zillahface returns.

Maybe I need to get more spraypaints to release some of this stress!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Carnivals are full of scoundrel filth who just want to steal your money, rape your wife, and slit your throat.... I love them naturally
Ranmaru said…
The love potions! Save the love potions!
Anonymous said…
Those love potions don't last long. I know because I tried to use them once. She's a fake.
Zillah said…
Dear, darling Lime,
Thanks lots for the spraypainted walls. Note sarcasm. Yes, I'm out of town a lot right now, but did you think you were going to get away with it, really? Enclosed is some money for a sponge and some soap. Happy scrubbing.
Eternally yours,
-- Z. Grey

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