Adaptation Rhymes with.... Adaptation?

So yesterday I was roaming around, paying my friend the pardoner a visit. Boy, is that guy evil. He sure puts up a front! Atone for your sins, he says! But he's got a plateful himself. So I kicked him in his fanny and took all his money. Muhaha!!

Orchid wanted me to drop by, so I checked out her shop in London. It's definitely colorful, the kind of colorful I like as a gypsy! Mister Letheguy and Anadreva were hanging out, playing the guitar, and chatting about "unmentionables." Some people really have weird obsessions, I tell you. They all tried to explain to me what "snarky" is, but I think I'm still confused. Maybe I'll have them explain it to me again. And Orchid read my cards again. I asked about the whole buying a house thing. I really was hesitant to invest in a solid physical address, but I feel better now that the spirit world has accepted it. I drew the Adaptation card, and it was clear sailing! Mrs. Nadia showed up and the whole gang decided to take me on a fieldtrip to see places I could possibly purchase. I definitely got some new ideas, the hard part is picking a place that will feel like home.

I also seemed to have started a trend! There's more people out there who are writing chronicles of their daily lives! I'm such a bad influence! Muhaha!

Oh! And I'm being published in the Legendary Times! One article is my life story and the other is a silly poem I wrote for the Order of the Scroll. Here is my corny poem!

Not a Fruit
With deliberate tasting
They claim me to be sour
Calling me a fruit
Turns my mood dour

With a gentle spin
They believe me to be delicious
Add me to their drinks
But I'm still not a citrus!

Comments

Anonymous said…
oh yes you are!!! Citrus!
5:32 AM
Naeva Trinstadt said…
His name is Lethe, and he's been incredibly good to me. *smile*
6:17 AM
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