Dates and Weddings and Mooshy Stuff

So I missed Mistress Nadia's wedding to Mister Moris. I am very sorry Mrs. Nadia, but please understand that it was a social scene that I couldn't put myself in. I do congratulate you for your happiness though! May you and your husband smoosh all the lil minions you can in Hell. (funny how in any other situation, this would sound like a threat, but it's really not!)

And last night! It was Kairi and Archangel's big night. They'd been talking about getting married for ages and ages. It's funny how everyone wants to get married nowadays... but anyways. My date made a fuss about dressing up, so I made him wear his pants with the spikes on them. He looked delicious as always. I dressed up as well, but the only person that noticed was Kairi. It's not very often I get to wear all my jewelry and lace! After finding ourselves at the wrong altar, we finally made it to the wedding site which was to be officiated by the Abbot Suger. I don't really like that guy, but hey, I guess he's still a man of the cloth. Zillahface doesn't really like that guy, either, so he kicked him in the face, and the poor priesty dieded. oops? Archangel was a little upset, but I think he got over quickly, because he was nervous or something. Why are people always nervous at weddings?? She already said she'd marry you! Now's she's going to do it! Don't be nervous! Finally, Kairi came down the aisle in her fancy veil and dress, and of course she was beautimus as always. "Someone" officiated the wedding, quoted an awkward poem, and they kissed and everyone cheered. Some vampys in the crowd cackled on about love and how meaningless it was, and that was pretty annoying. Some mentally handicapped guy with antenna on his head rolled around in the fetal position alot, humming strange tunes and babbling to himself. I think everyone was happy.

After the cheering had died down, we were magically transported to the reception. Well, not quite the place where the reception was to be. We were transported to the Rhyme, which definitely wasn't the assigned party place. Some uncomfortable scuffling and awkward coughs, and we were transfered to the party. It was a lovely walk through Kairi and Archie's gardens to the reception. My date stayed behind because he didn't want to cause any more trouble... so I made a guest appearance, gave my gift, and wished them well before heading to the after-after party.

But that after-after party is a story I can't tell here. Naughtynaughty.