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So this lovely gentleman by the name of Joel asked me for a visit. I don't know Mister Joel very well, just from those that he associates with, really, but I appeased him and travelled to his home in Salem. It was a brutal trip, with villagers spitting in my path and muttering profanities in my direction. They called me a witch! The audacity! Some law enforcer shuffled me about, glared at me with his wonkey eye, and threw me in an uncomfortable cell. When he turned his back, I escaped, so if you hear of any of those types looking for a gypsy, tell them I've gone on vacation.

Anyways, I followed the directions given to me to his home, knocked a few times, and he smiled when he answered the door. I was a bit nervous at first, being at a stranger's house alone, especially a stranger that doesn't have carpetting, but I found his floor to be quite comfortable after a few minutes. He instantly became pressing with questions. Questions about my Zillahface, about plans, about what was in store. I think he and Zillahface are intending to have a meeting, and Mister Joel is trying to prepare himself. You think Mister Joel is intimidated by Zillahface? I'm not sure, but he wanted to know as much as I'd peep out about him. I stayed tight-lipped though. It's not my place to have someone else's conversations. And well, I don't trust him. He's a nice man, with a nice hat, but he associates with the wrong people. He pressed and pressed, but it wasn't a very fun game. I like more interactive games. Poor Mister Joel. I believe when I left, he felt disappointed.

Maybe he felt afraid...

Maybe he felt confusion...

I hope so. I'm over it.

Comments

Rowane de'Dannan said…
Can't fault him for trying.
1:46 PM
Malia said…
Maybe he felt nauseous...
2:55 PM
Zillah said…
Poor Lime. You aren't a witch. Coven sluts are witches, you're more a... hmm, an artist.
And don't worry about Joel. That matter has been settled.
9:40 PM
Nadia Ravenswick said…
Still at it with the Coven Slut thing?

Really feeling the love here, Z. So much love. *zone*
3:37 PM
Zillah said…
Obviously you are excluded from that general sentiment. As I mentioned before, you're the only one of them that I can stomach -- and besides, I'm sure that eventually you will see the error of your ways, and leave them for bigger and better things. *wink*
9:26 PM
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